So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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