As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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