awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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