new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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