he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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