No stitches, just platelets and will power
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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