Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You're like the curious george of whores
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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