I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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