im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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