it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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