i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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