brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Randomize
