Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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