Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
