My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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