He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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