I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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