1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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