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I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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