On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
