No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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