i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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