How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I showed him my bush... on skype.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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