I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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