haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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