is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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