Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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