haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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