Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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