He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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