margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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