Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
only you would photoshop your dick
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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