I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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