No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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