I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
i've created a new STD.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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