I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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