It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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