Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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