Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
