As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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