Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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