U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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