Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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