we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i think i have two assholes
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
That was before I lit my hair on fire
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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