just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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