you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
So many bounce houses so little time
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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