2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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