I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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