Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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