I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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