i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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