No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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