i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Randomize