i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm always down for nudity.
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