I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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